Why people laugh at bureaucracy

by mikelwilson on September 8, 2010

Ok, so if you’re planning a trip to the US or you *might* be planning a trip to the US, it’s worth speculatively applying for your US Visa Waiver now while it’s still free: http://travel.state.gov/visa/temp/without/without_1990.html

It’s either the systems analyst or the schoolboy in me, but I find this statement amusing when it is applied to a three year old:

“For third-parties submitting the application on behalf of the applicant, I hereby certify that I have read to the individual whose name appears on this application (applicant) all the questions and statements on this application. I further certify that the applicant certifies that he or she has read, or has had read to him or her, all the questions and statements on this application, understands all the questions and statements on this application, and waives any rights to review or appeal of a U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officer’s determination as to his or her admissibility, or to contest, other than on the basis of an application for asylum, any removal action arising from an application for admission under the Visa Waiver Program. The answers and information furnished in this application are true and correct to the best of the applicant’s knowledge and belief”

I’ll try to slip in the conditions of the US Visa Waiver Program in story-time tonight, just after Bob the Builder and The Wiggles on TV.

Anyone who has completed a US entry form on an inbound flight will know these statements which basically ask if you’re a Nazi, a war criminal or a terrorist and this begs the question; did the recent underpants bomber tick those declarations? (I presume he was too busy setting himself on fire that he neglected to fill out the form). I checked the box in the spirit of the form, but clearly a three year old doesn’t understand all the questions and statements on the application and cannot certify if the statements are true or not… And yes, the form needs to be completed by (or sensibly on behalf of) infants.

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The Canon 1000D and the quest for better images

by mikelwilson on September 7, 2010

I still haven’t managed to get my planetary imaging webcam setup working yet. But in preparation for the Kelling Heath Star Party this weekend I have managed to procure myself a Canon EOS 1000D digital SLR camera. I saved over 50% on the list price by getting a refurbished/returned model and to be honest it’s probably not going to have a good life out in the cold attached to a telescope so I didn’t want to spend a fortune on a new camera, especially after getting a new mount, telescope, coma reducer (a field flattener to make stars look pinpoint sharp), light pollution filter, rings to connect it all together, and so on ;)

To say I am impressed with the quality of the Canon 1000D is an understatement. After coming from a line of premium compact travel zoom cameras, this Canon digital SLR with it’s large, sensitive sensor and quality optics is capable of capturing some amazing images. Considering that I’ve never used an SLR camera before, I’m quite happy with the results of this evening’s test photographs.

The reason why astronomers like digital SLR cameras and specialist CCD cameras is that by using these cameras in prime focus (screwed directly onto the telescope tube), the telescope optics become the lens and the sensitive sensor of the camera is able to pick up and accumulate the photons of light much better than our eyes can.

Our eyes have evolved over millions of years and one of the problems inherent in our line of evolution is that our optical wiring runs in front of our retina (the sensor part of our eyes). It’s a shame the architecture of our eyes sucks so much; squid and octopus don’t have the same “design fault” in their eyes that ours do! We also have an array of rods and cones which respond to photons of light and send the corresponding signals to the brain. This light sensitive patch of cells in our eyes is incredibly fragile and does not respond well to low levels of light such as the few dribs and drabs of photons that have travelled through the cold of space for millions of years before hitting them. And for the objects you can see visually through a telescope, you’re unlikely to see much colour (other than the colour of some individual stars) and not likely to resolve much detail of the deeper space objects such as distant galaxies and nebulae.

This is where a camera comes in. A camera is able to absorb all the light from an extended period of time and form a combined picture. Many of these pictures stacked together can form an image. And it is such images that are my goal, since I can then share the view from the eyepiece with my family and friends and you :)

Hopefully I’ll have something interesting to report in time!

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-05

September 5, 2010

Just had a lovely meal with @steven_amani – good to catch up. # Europa (an oxygenated water ocean moon that may contain life) just crossed in front of Jupiter while I was filming it! Will post evidence # My very first attempt at imaging a planet. Just a preview, I should be able to extract [...]

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The Skywatcher 150P has arrived

September 3, 2010

My new (well, second-hand) Skywatcher 150P Newtonian telescope has arrived! I’ve collimated it using a special eyepiece laser tool and took it out last night to test it on a few stars. Amazingly I saw some The field of view is much, much better and you can see more in it. However there’s a slight [...]

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Jupiter hanging in space

September 2, 2010

Another beautiful clear night and a nice single shot stood out. This one was taken using a Panasonic Lumix TZ7 (point and shoot) compact camera held just above the eyepiece: (The image is upside down)

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My first attempt at astro imaging

September 1, 2010

Tonight was a remarkably clear night, so I thought I’d give some seriously amateur astro-imaging a go. No preparation and no research, after all – how hard can it be? I needed a webcam, so I plucked the Microsoft Cinema HD off from the top of my monitor, took an eyepiece adaptor from my eyepiece [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-29

August 29, 2010

Just watching "Faith School Menace?", a documentary by Channel 4. Richard Dawkins has an iPad 3G and keyboard dock! http://yfrog.com/bfd25p # About to write some Oracle stored procs. What's the equation to calculate whiskey needed in ml-per-line? http://yfrog.com/g073419942j # A very interesting argument for Android being the protector of old, defunct business models. http://bit.ly/9Wd3HK (via [...]

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First full moon shots

August 25, 2010

The moon is out and it’s the first clear night in recent memory. Therefore I couldn’t resist taking the scope outside for ten minutes to get a few shots of the full moon. All photos were taken using an iPhone 4 pointed down the various Plossl eyepieces. The images, like the previous images are all [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-22

August 22, 2010

Very disappointed 2 hear that Obama & family's swim in 'Gulf' water 2 promote the region was misleading. They didn't swim in the gulf at all # I'm just taking my lunch now #watercoolermoment # Holding out hope that I can get an evenings observing in… http://yfrog.com/9g26588870j # How to get a 15% discount at [...]

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How Apple feel about the “Get a Mac” guy being a Jailbreaker

August 19, 2010

This fun piece of news from modmyi.com arrived in my Google Reader subscriptions inbox today which starts out with the line, “I’m not sure how Apple is going to feel about [our actor jailbreaking his iPhone] this”. I try to watch the video in question only to find it gone, pulled from YouTube – by [...]

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